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 14.11.2014
I decided to buy my own business. I went to a website for selling anything. Setting a sorting. What I didn’t expect to see there was a nuclear power plant. 3GW with this description:

The goods will be useful on construction sites, in private homes, mobile services and other facilities. Low fuel consumption, quiet operation, quality assembly and affordable price are the main of the many advantages of this model over its competitors.

Then the har-ki and then:
Physical characteristics
Gabarit sizes (DhShhV mm): 20 ha
Weight (kg): 50 ml
Noise level: 65 dBA

In addition to guarantee. Price of 3.5 liras
Source: http://bash.im
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