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 20.11.2014
I’ve been in my own shower so long ago that every time I’m asked how old I’m, I painfully try to remember if I’m 30 or 30 years old.
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A professional examination was conducted, the therapist asked my age, the answer gave seconds after 2 only. To her astonished question "What age do you remember?" he replied that the year of birth, unlike age, does not change every year, and to remember information, which during this time will only be useful to me a couple of times - irrational, easier to calculate when needed.
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