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 23.11.2014
– Tell me, have you ever noticed how there, on the boulevards, rocket cars run out there?
Sometimes it seems to me that those who ride them just don’t know what grass or flowers are. They never see them otherwise than at a high speed, she continued. “Show them a green spot and they’ll say, ‘Oh, it’s grass! Show the pink and they will say, “Oh, it’s a rosary!” White spots - houses, brown - cows. One day my uncle tried to drive on the highway at a speed of no more than forty miles per hour. He was arrested and sent to prison for two days. It is funny, right? and sad.
Have you seen advertisements on the highway? They are now 200 feet long. Did you know that they were once only twenty feet long? But now cars are carried on the roads with such speed that advertisements had to be extended, or nobody could read them.
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