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 24.11.2014
Greetings again!

Has the pedestrian chauffeur started? I have a recipe.
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Going out or out on the road, we will consider ALL those around us to be debils, then we will almost guaranteed to preserve our lives, health, freedom, finances.
Yes, a pedestrian, this driver must give you the way. If he’s normal, he’ll slow down, or even smash your hand/blink your headlights to show your intentions. But if he's a fool, he either doesn't see you, or he just doesn't care. Do you want to spend the rest of your life on asphalt?
Yes, the driver, the pedestrian had to make sure that the road was free. If he is normal, then, when he notices you approaching, he will apologize, then stop his run, or accelerate and leave your trajectory. The fool will either ignore you, or catch right under the wheels, or start to throw, eventually diving under your buffer. Do you have any other plans besides dealing with the police?

What if two normal people meet who consider their visavi a fool? And nothing special. The pedestrian will stop on the edge of the road, and the driver smoothly and in advance slows down, after which both will smile to each other and calmly break away.
You know, it’s nice to know that the one who at first seemed a fool has turned out to be an adequate person. On the contrary, it is terribly disappointing.

P.S If this becomes a clandestine public movement, I propose to use, as a symbol of identification, a volcanic salute, well, or a scout.
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