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 26.11.2014
xxx: Dear, do you know that a biathlete runs 20 kilometers on ski? He is able to hit the target from a rifle four times. All this in a record 49 minutes.

Yyy: Well think about the clock late for a date, gods, who’s not going to be? In general, you’d better work on your three-minute record! I also have a shooter!
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