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 27.11.2014
About "positive traumatologists" remembered.
I broke my leg two years ago on an empty ice (a small beetle with a shift), 2.5 months in a plaster, it did not grow, I already thought of putting spikes and plates, here, finally, I come with a control X-ray, the doctor looks, says, and, well, it is noticeable that it started to grow, let’s have another week, and remove the plaster. I’m surprised, I’m so used to it.
How to remove gips? Can I direct?
- Yes Yes
Will there be nothing? Does not break?
What the doctor answers to me with the absolute pokerface:
It won’t break unless you get under the car.
All, only went on the green and only on the pedestrian crossings.
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