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 27.11.2014
Hello to you, Matumba. Today you just conquered all the experts on the program "Battle of Cookers", I evaluated your fried shurshmail myself - it is wonderful. Share the secret of how you manage to cook so delicious, using only a boiler and a spoonful?
and ghosts. The spirits tell Matumba what to do.
Do the spirits want to say something to our viewers?
The spirits say, O miserable descendants of the human race, who have made themselves rulers of the earth! Children playing on the cover of the tomb of what once ruled the universe! It is still alive, an evil generation of the Ancient Times, and it will soon awaken! Cry, shake, for your rock is terrible. By the way, the perfume told Matumba to press two fresh cobras into your food.
I think I need a doctor urgently...
It will not help. The spirits said to Matumba, “Kill the Doctor first.”
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