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 02.12.2014
Again, I will remind you: I have a beautiful wife, a beautiful son... I need sex as the satisfaction of physiological needs 2-3 times a week. The conclusion is: maybe you - impaired by sex, just have to do business, not just parasitize?

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What is the dumb habit of measuring the world around you purely by the criteria of yourself??? If you need sex 2-3 times a week, the whole world is obliged to live the same way.

I just recently communicated with a girl (a very beautiful girl) who has sex with her husband is at best twice a month - and she meets him in a crochet underwear with a cooked borsche and catches on to make him go by and he does not need this hassle.... So you talk to your wife she may need sex 2-3 times a day and not a week but she quietly so as not to distract you from your robotics....

And also I always thought that sex is needed because you want a loved one and to meet physiological needs you can swing with one hand)))))
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