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 04.12.2014
On the weekend, a couple of weeks ago, I eat on the outer ring of the MKAD and around Tetz-4, where the euroopt, on the turn sells fish alive from the car. It’s time for the fish. Everyone starts to slow down sharply. I was driving in the second row and the front car was also sharply on the brakes, the distance was well observed and without an accident. Looking forward, and there in the small year 3-4 came out already on the second strip, everyone began to signal, and at this time his mommy (as far as his father buys fish) is rolled out TP, stands on the sidelines and calls on the phone. She doesn’t look anywhere, she has everything. In general, they heard all the signals and quickly removed the little from the price. Here approaches her daddy and a package with this fish as it will give in her dumb face, she went to the shit.))) Everyone instantly blink, signal, like "beautiful" ))))) This is the story, laughed for half a day with a little)) But if you didn't have time to slow down, it would not be to laugh.
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