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 07.12.2014
About cleaning...

Today I force my daughter to clean up in my room...
I say :
If it is not cleaned before 10 in the morning, I confiscate all the gadgets.
Silence and tranquility from my daughter.
I am :
Turn off Wi-Fi
The tranquility of my daughter
I am :
And the phone...
I see she’s looking at the bag, where she’s storing the threads and accessories for hooking... (type well and lan, I’ll be hooking)...
I am :
From this day on, the hook is considered a gadget. Let it be so.
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