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 08.12.2014
How to find the ideal partner? free of charge
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Fuck to Fuck
If you can, get married.
then you will be able to hunger together, to get rich together, together to endure the quarrel when the work, clean up together (laughing, grabbing each other in the dust or foam), there is a pelmeni, then together made according to the old recipe bujabes or cundyum, to torch without quarreling in the traffic 4 hours and to do the repair as well without offending even a small time.
then out of the bedroom stones and laughter, not caprices and claims
Congratulations, you have the perfect marriage.
And all romanticism and the expectation of a prince that doesn’t sweat-enrich and a princess that doesn’t binge and don’t get sick is not about reality.
A, yes, another advice is to live apart from your mom and dad before marriage.
So that there is an understanding - the floor and cowards themselves are not chopped, and food is not born in the refrigerator.
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