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 08.12.2014
I never understood how to learn to kiss with tomatoes.
Mouth and tomato are a little different, right?
You don’t have to compare them, you have to train your tongue.
MMM: but not at all.
To train the language? For what? OO
MMM in motion. Take a large tomato.
mmm: mature, not very tough, with a hard skin, so as not to blur too much in the process
Astrachan pink is perfect. Meat and meat,
Bite and eat with your tongue without the help of your teeth.
A. It must be bite.
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