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 09.12.2014
Q: What do you know about cats?
This is where his future wife began to live.
I went to the bathroom. One shit, in the ordinary bathroom!She even bought me a family bag for this.
I met a co-worker from the quarantine (2 years as dembelnuts). The Peterson himself.
Fuck the green spots!! I don’t remember how I got home...
As the bride said, I have come. He started screaming at me with a motherfucker, what fucking cowards you bought me, everything is crazy and your thirst!!! Grit, I was confused, what she had in mind. Pash, show me that’s not the case.
And here I am beautiful just... I take off the jeans, and I have family clothes - a belt trousers, rubber on one leg, a second trousers on the other. This is COSAC. Not as Superman dressed.
WOW: How is it?
XXX: Red trousers above the pants.
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