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 14.12.2014
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and we? I don’t marry a fool. It is simple, try it, you will like it. You will be watching and cooking for pleasure, not for fear that these mocked kiwis will be in someone else’s ankle.

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The real man does not drink, does not smoke, does not walk to the left and... does not exist!

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It is just wonderful! I will go "please" my wife, because I am now an Imaginable Husband. And the child is still small, so I will not talk to him about an imaginary father.
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