bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 61 - ]
 14.12.2014
I had a full Azaz yesterday. Do you know, there are some smart drivers that drive around traffic jams on the sidewalk?
The Sunshine: U
I'm going home yesterday, I'm already approaching the alphabet of taste. There’s another thing in my back. I am walking on the sidewalk. I specifically slowed the step, but I was already approaching my path through the snow on which I was bending, so without turning, I showed the fact and turned. Behind the door, someone knocks me "You are fucking, go here fucking". I turn around - a man, forty years old, with a huge mouthpiece, in a jersey with a spat. And then I get a brilliant idea... while he is doing something there, I retreat a little more on the snow, glue the snow and throw it in. He threatens to kill me and is chasing me. I calmly, in the winter comfortable shoes, scratch this fat chmo in the shoes on the snow, and still bother to run "Isn't it cold? You were there in the traffic jams, out of the place in the tail". And so I ran around to his car and with the scream "AZAZA TRALLED" took the snow in the clutches and threw him into the salon.
Sunrise: What is it, right? and'd
I didn’t know you were capable of such a desperate act.
Red Bull: It ended well. We were both called out - "Well, this is Bennyhill, Harosh". I see there are three mentions. They have been watching for a long time. To the man fit "Sergantakoi yourdocuments", and judging by the smile of mint, the man slipped. They did not ask me, and I went home.
There is justice in the world :'D
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna