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 14.12.2014
I work in a hotel.
For a long time I joked about the boss that he was a Jew because he was able to cut costs to something cheaper—just for free.

Suddenly, a tax check came to us.
In the hotel, for the payment of accommodation, there is a bank terminal.It is clear that the transfer, and especially the return, you will not be asked.
Good people from the tax money to the terminal sunny, and then only the xives deployed.They wrote acts, began to gather, as suddenly...They prompted a return.
We have no way back!
Tax: and now a man will come, you do not put his money in the terminal, and give it to us!
Write a claim for return, we will consider it, and we also have a fine of one night for cancellation of booking day by day.
As a result, taxpayers did not find violations, 1.5 rubles left us and left sad and angry.
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