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 19.12.2014
My last word in court will sound like this:

Mr. Judge, I am deeply sorry for my actions. The decision to kill this designer came into my mind as soon as I saw the links "galerie" and "benefits" in the layout. Later, in the process of drawing, I found that the layout used gray text of nineteen shades, layers grouped as a hit, all buttons of varying width, and of five(!) The three fonts are non-standard, paid, and in browsers are often displayed with smoothing defects. After all these discoveries, I sincerely regretted that I had not killed him slowly enough.

I think I will be justified.
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