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 19.12.2014
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... a sweet girl with an unconventional set of chocolate for girls, mint gum, wet towels and condoms... soon the girls will actually offer a hand and heart to men.

With such a set they usually offer the body for rent. And not "will soon be", but a long time ago.
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Khm, that is, if, for example, people have finished condoms at home, and the husband / partner comes from work after the shops are closed, have you not even tried to consider? So, why are you so surprised that you are not given it?
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