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 20.12.2014
How does a product of exclusively animal origin fall into vegetable oil, can it be clarified?

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Miss, did you want to clarify before you decided to let anyone go? Or our plants have ceased to be living organisms, which essentially contain this fat in their fragile cells, excluding only unfortunate prokaryotes, endowed with such a wonderful opportunity.
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Dear Sir, you would at least open a school textbook on biology and by familiar letters try to learn that living organisms are divided into the kingdom of animals and the kingdom of plants. And the oil cultures of the plant kingdom cannot contain the fat of the meat and milk of the animal kingdom. They do not cross, at all. A cat with raps and sunflower instead of wool and high-hearted flowers for you! ))
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