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 21.12.2014
Hi to. I am a pathologist. I have the quietest clients and the best work with people. There are a lot of offended people on the pages of this site. The sellers complain about the buyers, the buyers about the sellers, the informals about the locals, the locals about the informals. I have to say that they are all right.
The fact is that the invaluable experience I gained in the course of work suggests that 80% of people at the level of intelligence do not even reach the infusion of shoes. Stupidity is the primary cause of death, surpassing old age, illness, accidents and even wars by a good ten percent. To make my conclusions clear, I will explain the calculation method. If you failed to handle driving on an icy road and crashed, it is a car accident. If you performed this number, pressing the ice 120 km/h on a summer tire, you are a victim of your own stupidity. If you are poisoned with poor quality products, it is a pity. If you eat outdated canned foods simply because it’s a pity to throw them away, you’re stupid. If you were killed by electricity, it was an accident. If you used to turn the TV on, you are a clinical fool whose brain was dead long before the official death. If you burned in the fire, I apologize. If the fire started from the fact that you were drunk smoking in bed, well, you understood me. Every day I take out the rooted steering wheels from the ended hands of the streets, I roll into the rolls of the fools who tried to write SMS, crossing the highway, I collect, like a puzzle, debils who lighted their spark in the gasoline tank, and I crush into the grave of the idiots who tried to spire the high-voltage cable. There is no end to this, which clearly testifies to the intellectual level of the population. Don’t offend others – fools are not offended. And don’t offend others yourself – it’s not easy to connect with fools. And if you suddenly decided that you belong to the rare 20% only on the basis that you are still hanging on the ground with your ears up, then just remember: it's not you so smart, it's just fools lucky. Good luck to all, good luck, and to see you soon.
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