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 25.12.2014
A pregnant woman made an ultrasound.
I came home to share the joy of having a girl.
The child’s father was unhappy that he wasn’t a boy.
I was angry all night.
The relative first endured, then became angry and began to scream that the sex of the child depends on the father and it was better to fuck.
The man cried, then gave a phrase.
Well, maybe the member will grow up, there is a time before the birth.
That is why his wife advised him to cut off his her, because after that he will immediately become a grandmother and will be able to give birth and give birth to a boy.
now applies for divorce, motivating that to live with such a “idiot piece” she can’t and crumbles only about one “where were her eyes before”

Are you really so illiterate?

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