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 25.12.2014
XXX: The boy was scared now, until it became uncomfortable :D
XXX: I stand in the bus, I don’t touch anyone, I admire the window. And there is some young seductor behind, saying, “Girl, your mother doesn’t need a son-in-law?”
Ohhhh: And then I turn around... (And there I look - just a scarf, a first-person of some sort), I put my hands on my small seven months and with pleasure and enthusiasm I look at the guy as a savior and I say: "Mommy's son-in-law already had... now I am looking for a father with my son. You are very on time! How are you called?and "
The people racked, and the boy pale, reddened, apologized and the bullet flew out at the stop.
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