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 26.12.2014
Is there a difference between HU and HH sperm?
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There is in endurance, and in life, and in the speed of movement.
And, suddenly, there are dependencies of temperature<>resistance<>sex time before ovulation<>life<>pol; speed<>viscosity of the environment<>diet<>pol; and even length of the penis<>needed distance to the egg<>speed<>pol.
and----
Well, once all the patterns have been identified, the question to the experts: why is it still impossible to conceive a child of the right sex with the help of science and medicine?
And the joke:
A woman comes to the doctor on the announcement "Child on order".
I want a boy.
The doctor poured a glass of blue fluid.
White and blue eyes.
The doctor plays green and borders.
He looks like DiCaprio.
The doctor generally adds some incredible mixture and gives it to the woman. He drinks and falls. The doctor taking off his pants:
A boy, white-haired like DiCaprio... whoever succeeds, will succeed.
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