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 05.10.2008
neptumium: Tell me, please, an analogue of the keygen program for Mac.

October31st2007: I remember 10 years ago I and my friends were sitting on a roof in Kazantip and smoking what is usually smoked in Kazantip. So I smoked. MDA...
So, we smoked it on the roof, we smoked, windsurfers were worn in the sea, and in the sky, teaque. They were... Yes, they were...
Something caused me to swim to the rock, which is 10 meters from the shore, and I don't know what happened there, but when I sailed back, a teak was tied behind me. Here I swim, I swim, everything is great, windsurfers are nearby, but why do I need to fly a tea. A healthy, medium-sized dog, I still remember. Or I don’t remember? Well, god with her, with the dog, we are all about tea. Here I am frightened, and I begin to swim these very 10 meters a little faster, because the sea that flies over you, the size of a medium dog, is a windsurfer you do not carry in somewhere in the sea...
At the end of the day, I went out to the shore, and the tea was still flying over me. I go to my friends, I watch - Aika still flows, I get to smoke, I smoke, tea... well you understand. So what am I for? I am to the fact that I am still tormented by this question - was there a tea?
I don’t know the keygen program. I don’t know, but it was a healthy tea.
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