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 30.12.2014
xxxxxxxxxxx:
My TV is 5 years old.
I see no reason to change it :)

OOOU :
My Hitachi is 18 years old. I love him.

and ZZZ:
Samsung, bought the first wife as a gift in 1999

The AAA:
Why did the first wife not take the telecast with her?

and ZZZ:
because I took a large plasma with me, which at the time was six months old))
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