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 31.12.2014
The neighbor in the room asked to wake him up. I can’t wake people, I’m sorry to wake them up.
I tick him up, stand up, stand up, and he says to me, “Suka, you’re going to wake up, you’re going to fuck up.”
I said to him, “What do you want, shab I woke you up or fuck you up?” and he said, “And that, and that.”
I push him further, and he says: "Ssssssseebib". And so badly, so badly.
To wake them up is like to tick a lion with a stick in the eggs.
I am, fucking, not a wake-up man.
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