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 06.10.2008
Yesterday, the 4-year-old son of a friend of Sasulk somewhere managed to put on a pack of condoms at home!!! Of course, I crushed it and approached my dad with questions, saying why these are not such beautiful inflatable balls, absolutely not multi-colored??? Well, Daddy in his repertoire, told me today that he does not want to raise a dawn and decided to tell the child (at 4 years old!!!) all the truth about these "bulls of fools"... while also showing how and where they are wearing... thank God that I guessed to show not on myself, but on the son!!! The son was entirely delighted with such a fascinating game, only his wildly upset that they are falling from him... Daddy was not disappointed and explained the disappointment, like when they will stop falling from you then and you will be able to kiss the girls...

Even Sanki did not get the right name "condoms", then his father allowed him to call them easier "gondons".
At the end of the lesson, he agreed with his son that he would not tell his mother anything, like it would be their male secret!!! to
But daddy forgot about the existence of grandmother!!! There was no ban on the grandmother... Sanka seemed to play and Daddy thought that by the evening the child had forgotten everything... However, when the grandmother appeared on the doorstep in the evening, the child was wildly enthusiastic about the first thing. I know how to write Gordon!!! Do you want me to show?and "
Grandma fell straight in the corridor.
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