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 07.01.2015
I don’t know how smart dogs are, I didn’t know. Cats, if you tick their nose into the pit, remember "here, on the carpet, there may be a pit of stinking urine". A much better effect is given by quick cleaning and deodorant, and the kitten is wrapped in a pot, where, in fact, it is necessary to suck.
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By the way, yes, I will support the cousin-chickener: if the kitten beats and ticks in the urine, the maximum you get is a cat-histeric, sucking in the heels. And to the bowl are taught by regular transfer of the kitten to this very bowl and in addition, the kitten begins to understand what the bowl is only when he is 2-2,5 months old. Previously, learning is useless – the brain is not yet developed to understand what you want from it.
And you do not need to beat anyone: neither cats nor children. They are only wreaking and growing up. You don’t want to live in an elderly home in a suckle shoe, right?
Happy holidays and more patience to all!
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