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 08.01.2015
Here, a five-year quarantine is offered, so that the child does not fall asleep with rash or watermelon.

Are you a drug addict?
If a child in childhood does not get sick, but catches watermelon in adulthood - complications can be almost fatal!
It is extremely desirable that the baby was vaccinated and became ill in childhood with all childhood diseases - they are not as scary to him as an adult, whom his parents protected, having held all his childhood in an incubator.

By the word, with me in ophthalmology recently lay a 21-year-old guy, who almost blinded (!) from watermelon, because he did not get sick with her as a child, but got infected with her just in the cafe, where the mother-in-law came with a sick child.
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