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 08.01.2015
The master came to hang the lighthouse. I asked for passengers. and Dala. I asked for a cross. and Dala. Pulled the striving. Well, a lonely woman, at home there are all the tools, up to the screwdriver. I don’t understand water and I’m afraid of electricity.
The indicator does not work.
I gave an indicator. Slowly the beast.
Do you have isolation?
Do you need a couple of hands? Can I show you how to hang the lights?
I was offended.
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