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 09.01.2015
My husband decided to help me with homework: he started to smooth curtains.

It turned out that I have a smoothing board not that design, it should be transparent from the bottom (!!!) And the iron!!Therefore, on my board the heat does not go down, but remains in the board and the curtains will not be smooth.

Then he burned, burned, and burned.
I needed a superclay. "A piece has flown away from the straw and it will soon fix everything"
The super glue was not opened, the instructions to it were small fonts.
But with the help of super glue, mattresses and pincet to pinch the eyebrows, taken from the manicure set, a rough Chelyabinsky man glued the oatmeal, put it to dry and, with a sense of duty, sat to forge the computer.
Uttug came to smell the cat, shaved, slid, she was thrown into the bathroom "wash the glasses". From the bathroom for a long time, the screams of the wounded leopard were spread half by half.
Then two of them laid battle wounds on the couch.

I am afraid to hang curtains.
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