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 09.01.2015
Una: (after flying) And I suffer - I need to sleep - and I have that time in my head (

Offline: Do you know what to do? In short, such a thing, you lie down, close your eyes, and it’s as if you look up and down, they quickly get tired, and this deceives the body, causing it to think that it’s tired too.

One: I will try it.

Offline: At the same time, you can think of some completely illogical and outrageously stupid hernia, like a turquoise elephant sitting on high-voltage wires and playing a saxophone. You can imagine such nonsense. The fiction is that this usually happens to your brain in a dream and it adjusts to it very quickly.

Offline: Truth is a minus... First dumb rushing over a turquoise elephant, fucking he, orb, on the wire, could play on the ground. and :)
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