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 12.01.2015

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We had a woman with a beautiful bust. Such appetizing hemispheres, splashing a hill out of the cut - do not take away the eyes! And here somehow we change clothes after work, and some disconnect with the underwear happened to her, she removed it... it turned out that it was just two long flat ribbons hanging really up to the belt. She wrecked them with roulette! So, right for you here, guys, they said - don't give the underwear - you risk getting them on the mouth.

The story is terrible and exciting. One unrelated, a underwear lady has the right to give only the one who sleeps with her, and he, you understand, will surely be aware of the problems with her breasts.
But if you just know a girl unwittingly present such a gift, then yes, there is a chance and a moustache.
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