The size of the bust
Bild: American sociologist Iwon Rossdale, having compared data on the size of the breasts and data on the level of intelligence of 1,200 of his countrymen, came to the conclusion that full-breasted women are smarter. “I’m uncomfortable to admit this,” says Mrs. Rossdale, who wears only the size of “A,” “but we’ve actually found that full-grown women have a higher IQ.” The women who participated in the study were divided into five categories according to the size of the underwear they wore: very small, small, medium, large and very large. They were then asked to perform the same standard intelligence test. Surprisingly, the most luxurious participants performed on average 10 points better than women in the "small" and "very small" categories. Even participants with medium-sized breasts, in general, had 3-4 points of advantage over their flat brown counterparts.
Experts cannot explain why women with large breasts have higher intelligence. After all, some men perceive full-breast female representatives of the weaker sex rather as "polls", which are especially suitable for joint entertainment.
Rosdale: Even if a woman explains Einstein’s theory of relativity to a man, it doesn’t matter if he looks at her decounter as if he were stuck, he won’t be able to remember anything she said. In his memory, she will remain sexy, but stupid.