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 14.01.2015
I sit at work. Message from a loved one:

WOW: How can I twist the light bulb if the light bulb itself has flown out and that metal piece is left inside?
XHH: Wait for me.
I want to, I can almost everything.
XHH: Okay, take the flat clamps with insulation, push the clamps into the cartridge, push them out, and carefully twist against the clock.
What to move? Where to sit?
Do the O'key sign with your left hand, push the two fingers of your right hand there and melt them, then turn the big finger toward yourself. Do the same with lights and lamps.
I’d rather go to the store for the cabbage.
A hat, a humanitarian
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