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 23.01.2015
The story is 100% real.
The night. My companion sleeps with his young wife (both 23 years old) after a hard day at work. Their newborn son is sleeping in the same room. Suddenly at 2 o’clock of the night, a hellish loud knock begins on the ceiling. They knock, they knock and they knock. A 90-year-old woman lives above them. The child is awake, what do I do? Don’t go to your grandmother fighting at night. They decided to wait until tomorrow. Well, they lie back, and they knock anyway. Well, with sorrow half trying to fall asleep under this knock. Here is BAC! A friend jumps up like a crazy man and starts shouting, “Well, this is Morse!!! and SOS.” He listened closely and he was!!! Signal of disaster. Immediately call everyone: ambulance, police, emergency services. They came, they knocked on the door, they didn’t open. The Emergency Service passes through the balcony into the grandmother’s apartment. Her grandmother was an ex-military officer and she was sick. She was lying on the bed and could only reach her stick and began to knock on the floor. I saved my grandmother and it was okay. Now my friend is the hero of his multi-story. I am proud of such a companion!
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