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 23.01.2015
No, I’m definitely an idiot... and my idiotism will kill me someday...
WOW: What is that again?
XHH: Today at work, I sit down, imitating a stormy activity.
Well, as always... and what?
xxxh: I look at the vidos on the tube and eat the bubbles.
The ball...
XHH: Here I am suddenly rattling, and seriously so... Probably half the bubble in my throat has stuck and seriously threatens to kill me...
I cough like hot, tears flow from my eyes, I can't breathe, my face is blue.
Which is 0_O
I have only one thought in my head, that now the comrades of the office will come to my desk, I will take an artificial breath, and they will see, that I am talking about cats, and not working.
HHH: And as it is, I can’t get to the cross...
WOW: WOW
XHH: And imagine a picture of me with a blue rose, cramped on alt + f4, and I can't get!! to
I am 😉
They are getting closer and closer!!! to
How did it disappear?
xxx: pressed the reset and ran "suck" into the toilet...
You are sick...
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