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 27.01.2015
I am studying in a terribly bureaucratized university, where even masters are forced, like postgraduate students, to lead an individual plan. In the case of scratches or changes in the design, respectively, they are forced to rewrite each time, which everyone has already gotten a lot. And here they called again: come to the university urgently, the plans for the next semester are not filled, and on Monday the commission from Moscow... I went to work, came to the department, I sit and fill. The professor approaches and with the words: "And I am here this.." writes on my curriculum with a pen the word "huy", looks at how my expression of the face changes, turns the pen, washes the written with the rubber attached to it, and ends the phrase "..I think you need all such pen buy".
So, I want to say, I have never seen such a crazy lunch advertisement before. "The Wolf of Wall Street" is resting.
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