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 30.01.2015
I wonder where do you get such things from? Grown up in the wild forest? Your parents are despicable and disrespectful that they have not put simple truths in their minds. People get accustomed, some pips. Defenders, their mother, their own pants on the fat ass.
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Yes, pregnant women go to specialists without a turn, because bacteria flying in this turn can adversely affect the fetus.
Yes, it is difficult for pregnant women to stand on their feet, so it is customary to give them a place.
Say, and to drop on the surrounding tons of your hormonal shit - is it normal? With what joy should totally strangers endure your pregnant hysterics? Treat your husband - he needs an heir, let him be patient.
Here is an honest word, although I am a woman myself, but looking at you, brainless chickens to whom everyone around owes something, it’s really embarrassing that I’m with you of the same sex.
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