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 03.02.2015
xxx is me? Sleeping at work? No, you’re wrong... In the absence of data input, I just disconnect the peripheral devices: high-definition three-dimensional imaging cameras (eyes), stereo microphones (hearing aids), speakers (speech aids). Devices such as the physical impact recognition sensor (touch), internal cooling and ventilation system (breathing), central processor (brain), RAM (short-term memory), hard disk (long-term memory) move into low energy consumption mode. The entire system moves to the state of "Waiting mode". In the background, defragmentation begins. And so it continues until the next incoming data package...
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