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 05.02.2015
The month on the fifth I read the calendar of pregnancy by weeks: "This week the baby is already hearing you, you can talk to him". I long persuade dad to talk to the child, he is anxious and runs away somewhere.
15 minutes pass, I no longer remember the conversation, as Daddy appears, stands up over me and commands: "Develop your legs!"
I: "Why and why?"
Daddy: "I will talk to him!"
I was convinced that the child could hear so well. No more stupid ideas at all.
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