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 06.02.2015
Speaking of maffins and biscuits.
I was also upset at first to say what Pindosovskiy is for maffins when there are cakes... but then I remembered the fundamental difference in the preparation of these things. In structure, the biscuits are more dense, and having sex in the bathroom with them is the same as in the bathroom with black pancakes... And the maffins are so soft, so it is quite murmur-mur-mur and erotic.
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