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 06.02.2015
Keir: One of the biggest disappointments in life is a glowing condom.
I thought that for the sake of the galaxy, I would proudly march with my light sword, relentlessly pushing them over to the dark side, and it turned out as if an elderly lighthead landed on the hole to quietly and peacefully meet his death in a dream.
Val: I haven’t read such a review yet.
[17:04:52] Val: but about the latter they write all
Kira: either boasted or not tried
Val: And did they not try to hold gong in the light? From a dark package to a dark package.
[17:18:29] Keir: Have you "Calculator" not seen yet?
[17:18:35] Val: not
Kira: I have to go.
[17:18:51] Keir: take a cognac, girl and go to the movie
Why do we need a movie?
[17:19:10] KIR: Well...
It is dark there!
[17:19:32] Val: Are you gathering with the Lightning Broom to go? 8) is
[17:20:46] Kire: Oh! It will be anthropogenic. Add to the list the glowing Gandons. I have a flash to activate them.
[17:21:49] Kir: Shut up, the movie, the movie is going, the room is dark... HUUUUUUUYAK! flashes in the eyes. The spectators were missing, and there were two men with glowing members. Fantastically!
Val: “Mom, mom, we seem to have come to Star Wars, episode seven!
Here is the trailer!
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