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 07.02.2015
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In connection with the cancellation of travel certificates discussed in the accounting office, how now honest employees to confirm a business trip. The offer won "And let’s all on the smartphones we put the foursquare and we will pay the daily check-in"

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One day, in the Moscow cadet corps (I don’t squeeze, what) with a sunny morning, another freezing order came down from the top – to photograph all the food produced by our kitchen for cadets: in pots and bushes, serving, weighing, etc. The standard wave rose: to allocate the camera, to train the employee, to allocate for this time, after all. It won the offer to register on the cadet body an Instagram account and photograph the food there.
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