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 08.02.2015
1) The vacuum cleaner itself turns on and cleans the apartment (the cat loves to ride on it). Once every 2 weeks, you can wash the floor and wipe the dust (in the absence of a person sitting around the house, the dust accumulates very slowly).
2) The standard 40-degree program "for everything" plus things made of normal material (type non-iron shirts) - and things need neither sorting nor grinding.
3) Taky yes, the multivarka is cooking, the grill is roasted itself. You need to press a couple of buttons and timer. 5 minute marinade of meat in the morning + 5 minute cutting of vegetables before "cooking".
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And now ask if a man will buy a robot vacuum cleaner when he has "Woman is". For him shirt from a special expensive material, if there is a WOMAN with a shirt. And the mulch of you, dear man, the food itself from the store carries, and the meat is cut, and the vegetables are cleaned? If there is a WOMAN, why spend money on scrubbed carrots and sliced meat? It is cheaper on the market, and a woman will cut the rot and skin. The croup will find out what is there. The packed clean is more expensive, there is nothing she has money to wrap, broke up. Otherwise, why did he get married?

In one familiar couple, my husband loved to wear white shirts. Fresh every day. Do you know when the machine was bought? When the wife went on vacation with her mother, and the husband lived alone. With white shirts.
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