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 09.02.2015
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Men tell me:
His lover said that he had a build-up level. I decided to give him a gift for February 23. Would you like the gift?

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I think it’s better to get another gift. Even if you know exactly what his husband was like, it’s not the fact that the new one needs the same. Only if you know exactly what work he is using.
(Switchers, for example, need a small level with magnets, builders - from 80 cm to 2 meters and without magnets)
But! You can give (but not the cheapest) laser level. A more universal thing - and the husband will not be upset about such a gift.
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