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 15.02.2015
The weekend. Saturday - went for water, for food, hit the refrigerator, washed, cleaned the carpet with a brush (the vacuum cleaner does not cane, a herd of long-haired cats lives). I prepared lunch and dinner. Sunday - I put everything in the closets, washed the floors, wiped the dust. I went to visit a friend. Walked with the child. They did lessons. Here is the evening. The husband played for two days, not spreading his back, distracting only for food. Let us go to sleep.
Husband: How tired I am!
You are still asking why single women live longer...Because they wear less in the process of family life!
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