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 17.02.2015
and Alina:

I am in shock here.
My girlfriend here from the wrong to do went on the type of psychological training on the topic "how to get married successfully". Free for the company.
And here there, the pedagogical kind, the lecturer spoke as follows:
The main thing in a woman is the PJR. That is, a pitch of roots. And if you let a man squeeze in the PJR everything he wants to squeeze there (this is me, fuck, literally quoting!!!Then you will have no problems in life and a man will buy (!!!) You have everything you want.
Details promised to tell at a paid seminar for 12,000 rubles

And those grandmothers who work and provide themselves, for them he used the term "girl with eggs", so never see happiness in life (well that is, happiness is when you are all bought), and they are only interested in men-loopers who get 3 pennies to mock them.
There were 60 people at the free seminar, 42 people were registered for pay... A, and the matter was in the cultural capital, in the SPB.
No, of course I’m still the idealist, but where, fucking, our world goes. The main goal is to buy everything.

P.S I’ll go crawl and scratch my eggs.
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