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 20.02.2015
This is what I will tell you about business women.
There was one lady in our office. Beautiful, wellined, about thirty but looks like 25. The boss always pulled her into negotiations as a secretary. She said, “What a fool". Sometimes on the negotiations coffee tapped, repelled the calls of the "ex director".
This blonde idiot, in addition to having graduated from law with distinction, spoke English, French, Italian freely, had the most genuine memory and a well pumped brain. Responding to the calls of the "ex" and "lovees" at the negotiations, she consulted with her department (which recruited and built his work itself), and cleaning the dishes in minutes learned something new about partners / competitors. This "secretary" eventually had a small, but share in the business!
He is now married, babysitter twins and comes to us occasionally. Probably, if she and the chef were not engaged in building materials, but in oil, Obama would have brought her coffee to the office.
By the way, accidentally checked, the school problem of geometry for 9th grade was solved quickly :)
This is an outstanding case, but it also happens.
Instead of her now smiling, cheerful and very benevolent, the soul of the company, a beautiful man. Very simple-minded in the appearance of an evil, ugly system analyst.
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