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 23.02.2015
Somewhere in 2003 I came to work on April 1st, and there our girls are struggling.
- We have already played Vasilich (bucha) three times that they are pregnant - so that he would make a decree for us!
The company is small and every employee counts. Well, and the papers Bush didn’t like us. And there they are, my...
And he goes to me:
“You, dude, won’t make such a foolish joke — lie that you’re pregnant?
– Victor Vasilyevich, how can you — over you — and joke? In addition, I already have three children, and I, unlike this youth, know perfectly well that the maternity is issued at 30 weeks, and not at the stage of "two stripes".
At that time, I remember, our bush was really pale.
In November of that year I got pregnant, by the way... Nothing, survived somehow... :D
Source: http://bash.im
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